I love that WordPress is generally very good at filtering out spam comments. It makes my life a lot easier. Of all the spam comments I’ve received since starting this blog, only one has ever slipped by the filter. It was a tricky one too, short and sweet, but obviously computer generated due to its referencing something that had nothing whatsoever to do with the post. Because I’m paranoid though, I always skim through my spam pile to make sure someone who wrote a real comment didn’t accidentally get filtered out as spam. It could happen, you never know. There are times I write things that look like such a garbled mess, I wonder if I didn’t momentarily channel a bot.
The interesting thing is, sometimes I enjoy reading spam. It makes me laugh, makes me cry (when it’s the only comment I get for a post, that is…), and sometimes, the spam bot throws together a combination of words that’s just so profound, I find myself wishing I’d written it. Only to Google the phrase and find out spam bot just lifted the entire paragraph from a comment someone actually did write in an obscure forum post. Plagiarism, not just for desperate college students.
In a way, spam makes me think of Descartes’ mind-body dualism theory, what would later be referred to as his “Ghost in the Machine”, which is another story for another day. My actual point being, as with any human writer, if you let a machine generate enough sentences, eventually it will create something meaningful. Of course, I like to think human writers have a higher success rate than machines. Though some days, I’m not so sure.
Anyhow, here are a few recent spam comments I’ve received that really made me smile.
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“If any one wishes to be a successful blogger,subsequently he/she must learn this chip of writing,for it contains al} strategies related to that.” [sic] — this one was posted to my short story “Comedy of Fables”. It’s entertaining, but I’m not sure it’ll help you become a successful blogger. Hasn’t helped me none.
And that’s all folks. Read spam, it’s as bad for your health as the stuff in the can, but if prepared right, sometimes it’s just so gosh darn good, you can’t help yourself.